A Masterclass in Acting: A Novel by Tatiana Maslany
AND STILL NO EMMY
Literally every best friend with a gay best friend
wow where’s my best friend like this?
Previously on Pretty Little Liars, Jenna Marshall’s eyeball transplant took a turn for the worse and she was left as blind as the day Alison & Co. threw a firecracker at her to stop her having sex with her stepbrother, so she fled town but left behind her lover, Halloween store employee Shana Fring, who was driven to madness by Alison & Co.’s lack of remorse and ultimately killed in the face by Aria’s shotgun for deciding to put on a black hoodie and send a bunch of texts saying stuff like, “I’ll give you something to cry about.” Shana’s family filmed her funeral from multiple angles and uploaded it to WebsiteTubes. It had one million views. One million of them were from Aria Montgomery.
You know Emmy fucked up when more people are talking about the fact Tatiana Maslany didn’t get nominated than the actual nominees!
12 hours later: 245 articles on Maslany’s Emmy snub
I get really happy sometimes because Tatiana Maslany’s biggest fan gets to stick her tongue down her throat for a living.
I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.
This arc took a total of three scenes in the season (four if you count the scene where she’s not in the visiting room) and it still carried more weight than everything Larry’s dealt with the entire series.
YES JESUS CHRIST I WAS JUST SAYING THIS LIKE FIVE MINUTES AGO.